Pokemon Thingy

Okay, so I was tagged by: and

Rules
0) Open randompokemon.com/
1) Switch to "All regions" and "All types"
2) Switch to "1"
3) For each question, generate a Pokémon, and use it as the answer. Then comment about it  
4) PLEASE TAG SOMEONE! This is the only way the meme can get around 
5) Post these rules

1. This is you



I am a blue crocodile... MAWRKUS!? IS THAT YOU!?

2. This pokemon is your rival



So basically my brother?

3. This pokemon is deeply in love with you



I am totally good with this~

4. This pokemon is stalking you



Dammit Reshiram! Just staph, just staph. 

5. This pokemon just stole your cake



Dammit Nidoking, what are you, Gerald!? Let go of the cake Gerald! Let go!

6. This is your Lab partner


This might be a little difficult.... Wings aren't the easiest things to dissect crap with

7. This is your best friend


My bestie is so faboo

8. This pokemon is about to fight you



PFTTT, XD

9. This pokemon will do anything to get your shoes



But.... But Why? And I don't like this, three heads trying ta steal mah shoes

10. This pokemon is currently hiding in your house



Well great, my house is haunted by a pink blob, just fantastic

11. This pokemon is your pet



WICKED! If you'll excuse me, I am just gonna ride my Xerneas into the sunset now

12. This is your new roommate 



No

13. This is your new boss



My boss is a freaking creeper

14. This pokemon watches you while you sleep at night



He looks so innocent, but malicious intent is hidden beneath that cute face.  

15. This pokemon is scared of you



Birds, of course, birds.... Why do birds dislike me so much!?

16. This pokemon is about to perform surgery on you



Um............... With what????

17. You have to babysit this pokemon all night


I'll take good care of him for like five minutes then kick him out for jumping around so much

18. This pokemon loves sleeping on your head



Dawww!

19. This pokemon envies you



Probs because I have thumbs and a nose

20. Use this pokemon to tag some people



With the powa of Kung Fu I tag